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Bee Fever or addiction to beekeeping


This disease is a pleasant one that is allied to "Fishing Pox" or "Golf Disease". In the mildest cases it is seasonal, but when it really takes hold the beekeeper will be casting around for things that they can do in winter to prepare for the coming "season".

It can infect male and female alike and age is no barrier, as cases have been reported from age four to one hundred years old.

Thankfully, I personally have a strong and incurable form of this disease, although I also have an infection of Pétanque Disease and have a strong susceptibility To Rubber powered model aircraft syndrome. I also have Ham Radio in my blood and the smell of burning propellant powder is likely to cause a relapse of my Shooting affliction. Also, in most years I have a flare up of Darts Disease and in the last five years I have noticed a strong addiction to the Irish Beekeeper's Gormanston Conference.

Originated... Summer 2001, Revised... 15 August 2001, New Domain... 15 June 2004, Upgraded... 27 August 2004,
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